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Martinez fires back at ‘toddler’ Haaland derby talk

Martinez told Scholes and Butt to say it to his face after they joked Haaland would make him look like “a little toddler.” Derby spice is back.

United fans aimed a brutal five-word chant at Haaland in the derby, then Alfie posted after the match. Haaland didn’t score as City lost—more here.

Haaland’s been quiet since Christmas, and City’s title push has felt it too. This breaks down why his goals matter so much right now.

Guardiola says Haaland came off late in the Manchester derby to give City “new energy.” Fans definitely noticed that one—here’s why.

Pep says refs are being harsh on Haaland and booking him for battles with defenders. What’s going on out there?

Haaland’s in the FC 26 Men’s Team of the Year, alongside Rice, Saliba, Donnarumma and Van Dijk. Not bad company — see the full XI.

Haaland (and Igor Thiago) are flying in the Golden Boot race. But Calvert-Lewin and Jimenez are still leading the line and causing problems.

Pep chatted about Haaland before City's Carabao Cup semi with Newcastle. Here's why he got the start against Exeter.

Haaland posted a hilarious golf video, and top coach Pete Cowen offered him free lessons. Yep, the big man might be cracking drives soon—read more.

Want the full Haaland story? This has every Premier League goal on video, plus his career stats for City, Norway, and his old clubs.